Jenny McCarthy.. 41... Still Got It Going On...
12/3/2013 2:09:00 PM
JENNY MCCARTHY is one of the hotter 41-year-olds in Hollywood.
Paul Walker Death Details
12/2/2013 6:43:00 AM
Actor PAUL WALKERwas killed in a HORRIFIC car crash on Saturday afternoon. He was just 40 years old.
Paul was most famous for starring in the "Fast and the Furious" movies. He played Brian O'Conner in all the movies except the THIRD one, "Tokyo Drift". Here's what you need to know:
Paul was in Valencia, California . . . just north of Los Angeles . . . to attend an event his charity organization was putting on for typhoon victims in the Philippines.
The event was co-sponsored by a high-performance car shop called Always Evolving, which is owned by a former race car driver named Roger Rodas. Roger was a close friend of Paul's, and Paul was an investor in his shop.
At around 3:00 P.M., Paul and Roger decided to go for a joy ride in Roger's 2005 Porsche Carrera GT . . . in ...
Perhaps The Best Morning Commute Ever.
11/19/2013 2:30:00 PM
In the thousands of times I've gone back and forth to work, nothing REMOTELY this cool has ever happened. MY best commute ever was probably the time the drive up window accidentally gave me two orders of hash browns.
On Saturday, around noon, a FULLY NUDE 31-year-old woman in Chicago jumped a turnstile and boarded an El train. And yes, she's got a nice naked body.
She announced she was the, quote, "GODDESS OF THE TRAIN" . . . then ordered all the passengers to exit immediately. And when people DIDN'T obey her godly order, she started SLAPPING people.
Which HAD to be the ultimate fantasy of at LEAST one sad sack who was on his way to work that day.
The police finally showed up and escorted her off the train, and there was about a half hour delay in service while things got sorted ...
This Is Awesome...
11/18/2013 4:30:00 PM
The great thing about being REALLY rich and REALLY spiteful is, you can pull off great revenge schemes.
There's a guy in the Detroit area named Alan Markovitz who owns several strip clubs, and apparently is regarded as some kind of strip club genius.
But he recently got divorced after being married for two years, when he caught his wife CHEATING on him. Then she moved in with the other guy in an expensive suburb of Detroit.
So Alan got his REVENGE . . . by buying the house NEXT DOOR, and putting up a huge statue of a hand with the MIDDLE FINGER up, pointed RIGHT at his ex-wife's house.
He even installed a spotlight to shine on it, to make sure it was visible 24 hours a day. And if you're wondering, yeah, it's legal under the First Amendment.
(Gawker / Deadline ...
Why Won't You Get Hammered With Me?!?
11/14/2013 2:21:00 PM
As you know, your own birthday is BY FAR the most important day of the year. And it's frustrating when other people just don't GET that.
Back on Sunday, November 3rd, a man in Fort Pierce, Florida named James Collins was TRYING to celebrate his 56th birthday. But his stupid neighbors were ruining it, because they refused to get hammered DRUNK with him.
So James had some drinks by himself, and decided to teach them all a lesson . . . by calling 911 and REPORTING them for it. And the cops actually SHOWED UP, and explained to James that it was NOT a legitimate reason to call 911.
But apparently that didn't register, because about 30 minutes later, he called back to report his neighbors AGAIN.
When police showed up a second time, James wasn't there. But they eventually found him walking down the street, ...
From The Set Of "Modern Family"
11/12/2013 2:36:00 PM
ERIC STONESTREET took a picture of SOFIA VERGARA'S butt on the set of "Modern Family", then posted it online with the caption, "Ugh. Work." (Check it out here.)
Kaley Cuoco GIF's? You're Welcome!
11/11/2013 2:21:00 PM
Bet The Hangover Sucked...
11/8/2013 2:32:00 PM
I don't care how bad your last hangover was, this guy's got you beat.
A 56-year-old man in Poland named Marek Michalski recently went on a drinking binge, and passed out on a bench. Which is where someone found him and called paramedics.
And when they got there, they checked his pulse and decided he was DEAD. Luckily, they ended up being WRONG about that, but realized it just a TAD too late.
Because several hours later, Marek woke up hung over in complete darkness, FREAKED OUT, and started screaming for help. But no one heard him . . . because he was in the MORGUE in a BODY BAG.
He eventually managed to get out. But in the process, he fell off the table he was on and crashed down onto the floor. Now he's suing the hospital, and says he's having NIGHTMARES about doctors ...
The Ultimate Sexy Halloween Costume . . . Nothing
11/1/2013 2:20:00 PM
If any college was going to take SEXY Halloween costumes to the next level, Arizona State University would've been a safe bet. And they've done it.
A photo has been circulating around from an ASU Halloween party where one girl wore the best sexy costume ever . . . NOTHING AT ALL. That's right, she's totally nude. Take THAT, sexy schoolgirls and nurses.
(You can see the NOT SAFE FOR WORK photo here.)
Marilyn Manson in Funny Or Die's Halloween Anthology
10/30/2013 7:57:00 AM
MARILYN MANSON tries to scare some kids . . . and fails miserably . . . in FunnyOrDie.com's "Halloween Anthology". It really is funny seeing Manson not taking himself too seriously. Maybe Kanye could watch this and learn a lesson.
(Check it out here. WARNING!!! There's a lot of Not-Safe-For-Work language and content. Also, it's over 22 minutes long.)