The Most Traumatizing Moments for Kids From '80s Movies
3/12/2014 2:19:00 PM
Buzzfeed.com has put together a list of the 21 Most Traumatizing Moments From '80s Kids Movies. Although a lot of them aren't technically 'kids' movies. Here are our 10 favorites:
1. The leech scene from "Stand By Me", where the boys jump into a swamp and come out covered in leeches. Then one of them pulls a leech out of HIS UNDERWEAR . . . and faints when he looks at his bloody hand. ("Stand By Me" was actually rated R.)
2. The priest in "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom" ripping out a guy's still-beating heart. And the guy is STILL ALIVE when he's lowered into a pit of molten lava.
3. The Fratellis trying to chop off Chunk's hand with a blender in "The Goonies".
4. The 'Large Marge' scene in "Pee Wee's Big Adventure".
5. E.T.'s "death" in "E.T. the Extraterrestrial".
Sisters Got Plastic Surgery to Look Identical . . . Identically Frightening
3/10/2014 2:03:00 PM
28-year-old Anna and Lucy DeCinque of Perth, Australia are fraternal twins, but they wanted to look IDENTICAL. So they dropped more than $200,000 on plastic surgery, just to make themselves look more alike.
They got breast implants, lip enhancements, and tattooed eyebrows. They also have skin peels together every week, tan on the same schedule, eat the exact same diet, do the exact same exercise, and wear the same clothes and shoes.
They seem happy with the results, and if you saw them your head probably would turn . . . but not in a good way. Because they don't look REAL.
Apparently getting CARTOONISH amounts of plastic surgery has that effect. So even though they're 28, the plastic surgery adds decades.
They say they're now even sharing a boyfriend . . . and, quote, "we're all together when we have sex." (News.com.au)
Woman Offers $1000 and Sex to Kill Husband.. in Wausau?
3/5/2014 12:42:00 PM
33-year-old Jessica Strom of Wausau, Wisconsin wanted someone to kill her fiancé, 49-year-old John Schellpfeffer. Apparently, she felt like he was controlling and had, quote, "done bad things to her and others."
So she tracked down a former classmate and told him she had a business proposal. She offered him $1,000 to kill her fiancé . . . and also offered to have SEX with him. And she's decent-enough looking to make it persuasive.
She told him that after he killed her fiancé, they'd meet up and she would, quote, "pay you and [eff] you and whatever."
Fortunately, the hitman was able to think with his BRAIN and not his GENITALIA . . . and quickly turned informant for the cops.
Jessica was arrested on Thursday for conspiracy to commit first-degree murder. She's looking at a max of 60 years in prison. She told the cops ...
Wife Takes Out Ad Congratulating Husband On Baby, With Mistress
3/4/2014 2:36:00 PM
Say what you will about the death of the newspaper, but there's just something more permanent about seeing something in print compared to seeing it on Craigslist.
There's an ad circulating around from a newspaper in east Texas right now that's just brilliant. (We couldn't find which specific newspaper ran it.)
The ad says, quote, "I would like to say congratulations to Shara Cormier and Patrick Brown. They are expecting a baby. Hope you both are really in love and I hope it works out. Always, Patrick's wife, Timeshia Brown."
We don't have any more back story here . . . but really, if you want to get revenge on a cheating husband, it's hard to argue with a move like THIS.
Mugshot of the Day
2/5/2014 9:48:00 AM
58-year-old Kenneth Haskins of Tampa, Florida is JARRING to look at . . . apparently he once accidentally SHOT HIMSELF IN THE FACE with a shotgun, and it scrambled up the location of his eyes, nose, and mouth.
And yet . . . all his neighbors could focus on was his junk.
Apparently, Kenneth had a bad habit of vigorously touching himself in front of his windows and his open front door. Finally, after enough people complained, his landlord told him he had to stop.
So Kenneth decided to get REVENGE on his neighbors and the management company. On Sunday night . . . he set his own apartment ON FIRE.
The fire department was able to put it out . . . but not until four apartments were destroyed. Luckily no one was hurt in the fire.
Kenneth was charged with first-degree arson, and ...
Flea Responds to the Haters
2/4/2014 5:53:00 PM
The RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS didn't have their instruments plugged induring the Super Bowl halftime show . . . and it didn't take long for people to notice, and start wondering what was up.
In a post on the band's website, FLEA admits that the NFL wouldn't let them play their instruments live, but ANTHONY KIEDIS' vocals WERE legit.
He says, quote, "I understand the NFL's stance on this, given they only have a few minutes to set up the stage . . .
"There [are] a zillion things that could go wrong and ruin the sound for the folks watching. There was not any room for argument on this, the NFL does not want to risk their show being botched by bad sound, period."
He said the band is usually against this sort of thing . . . but after a lot of consideration, they ...
Xmas Shopping Sucks.. But Is It THIS Bad?
12/10/2013 2:26:00 PM
Guys, I know being dragged around a mall during the holidays can make you want to kill yourself. But don't take that LITERALLY.
On Saturday, 38-year-old guy was shopping with his girlfriend at a mall in eastern China. And after FIVE HOURS of following her around carrying shopping bags, he wanted to go home.
But his girlfriend INSISTED on hitting one more store to check out a sale on shoes.
So he reminded her that she already HAD more shoes than she could ever possibly wear. Plus, he was struggling to lug all the stuff she'd ALREADY bought. But she wouldn't back down, and accused him of trying to ruin Christmas by being CHEAP.
That's when he dropped the shopping bags, climbed over a railing on the seventh floor, and JUMPED TO HIS DEATH. Paramedics arrived soon afterward, but he was killed instantly. The mall was ...
Jenny McCarthy.. 41... Still Got It Going On...
12/3/2013 2:09:00 PM
JENNY MCCARTHY is one of the hotter 41-year-olds in Hollywood.
Paul Walker Death Details
12/2/2013 6:43:00 AM
Actor PAUL WALKERwas killed in a HORRIFIC car crash on Saturday afternoon. He was just 40 years old.
Paul was most famous for starring in the "Fast and the Furious" movies. He played Brian O'Conner in all the movies except the THIRD one, "Tokyo Drift". Here's what you need to know:
Paul was in Valencia, California . . . just north of Los Angeles . . . to attend an event his charity organization was putting on for typhoon victims in the Philippines.
The event was co-sponsored by a high-performance car shop called Always Evolving, which is owned by a former race car driver named Roger Rodas. Roger was a close friend of Paul's, and Paul was an investor in his shop.
At around 3:00 P.M., Paul and Roger decided to go for a joy ride in Roger's 2005 Porsche Carrera GT . . . in ...
Perhaps The Best Morning Commute Ever.
11/19/2013 2:30:00 PM
In the thousands of times I've gone back and forth to work, nothing REMOTELY this cool has ever happened. MY best commute ever was probably the time the drive up window accidentally gave me two orders of hash browns.
On Saturday, around noon, a FULLY NUDE 31-year-old woman in Chicago jumped a turnstile and boarded an El train. And yes, she's got a nice naked body.
She announced she was the, quote, "GODDESS OF THE TRAIN" . . . then ordered all the passengers to exit immediately. And when people DIDN'T obey her godly order, she started SLAPPING people.
Which HAD to be the ultimate fantasy of at LEAST one sad sack who was on his way to work that day.
The police finally showed up and escorted her off the train, and there was about a half hour delay in service while things got sorted ...